a new family of F-WORDS

Midst the discussion of problems and potentials for “fracking” oil and gas out of deep oil shale deposits there is an opportunity.  

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We are going to fight about this process and care about the fight. On a lighter-higher note, however, we can use the notoriety of this drilling technique to market a linguistic methadone.

“ Frack! Did you hear that fracking Belgium finally has a fracking government ?! ” 

One can be either for or against (or who-gives-a-frack about)  the fracking fracking process and still enjoy the new f-words.
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If you know anything about this new-tech, you will see that the image and metaphorical substitutions are every bit as strong as the phonetic.

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Note: Lacking such robustness, poor “Jiminy Cricket”  failed in his/its linguistic cleansing effort.